Obsessed

You know you’re obsessed with Zoids when…

You start writing this list after watching the last episode of Guardian Force.
You have 500+ pictures of Zoids on your computer…
… And most of them are also on your bedroom walls.
Everything you own has something to do with Zoids.
You learn Japanese just so you can understand the Zoids games.
You've been to every Zoids related site on the internet…
… including the ones in foreign languages.
You’ve seen every episode (in Japanese and English)…
… and you have memorised everything word-for-word (in both languages).
You call your partner Van/Fiona etc…
They call you Fiona/Van etc.
You spend hours trying to style your hair like a Zoids character.
Your favourite song is a Zoids song.
You know the lyrics to all the Zoids songs.
Whenever you go to get a hair-cut you always ask for a Hermann-do.
You call it a Hermann-do.
You manage to add Zoids into all you school/work projects.
You tell your cat to go into stealth mode.
Your friends all say that you're obsessed.
Your dreams are Zoid filled.
Your favourite number just happens to be the designation number of your favourite Zoid.
Your parents tell you off for using up all the space on the computer with your Zoids things.
You can say the summary of any episode when someone says the episode's title.
In you school books you use Molgas as bullet points.
When (If) someone asks you out you decide by asking if they like Zoids.
You get tattoos of Zoids and Zoid related things.
You write your own Zoids fanfic.
You have a great idea for your second fanfic before you’ve finished the second sentence of the first one.
You design your own Zoids…
…and make them.
You name your pet dog ‘Command Wolf’.
You email address is Zoids related.
You know everything that happens in Genesis, even before most of it was aired.
You name your teddy bear 'Bear Fighter'.
You ask your sports teacher why you don't learn Zoid piloting in Gym.
When your running and you're about to give up you ask yourself 'Would Raven give up?' and push yourself to keep going.
You teach your cat 'Strike Laser Claw'.
You plan your whole day based around Zoids.
Your friends are now obsessed with Zoids.
You buy Zoids even though you're not allowed to.
You take all your Zoids with you wherever you go, so you don't get lonely.
You have races with your Zoid model kits.
You have painted a life-sized picture of your favourite Zoids character on your wall…
… it's also the only spot on your wall which isn't covered with pictures.
You can draw perfect pictures of every Zoid…
… you can't draw anything else.
You know every Zoids designation number.
You see a guy in town who looks exactly like Karl (only not as cute and perfect) and you stalk him for the whole day.
You have gotten every kid in the street obsessed.
You don't understand how someone could not like Zoids.
This is the most you've ever written… EVER!
My hand feels as if it's about to fall off….
When you die you are buried with all your Zoids things.
You then throw a fit when your Zoids stuff doesn't come to heaven with you.
You're thrown out of hell for being too annoying because your Zoids aren't there either.
While on the phone to your friend the only word you say is 'Schubaltz'.
You start stalking the guy next door because he has a Hermann-do.
Your brother's watching Yu-Gi-Oh in the next room and a new Zoids ad comes on - you drop everything you're doing and run into that room… * And you fall over on the way…
… you then go absolutely psycho and dance around singing Zoids songs.
You go on a high when Zoids Vs 2 is released, even though you can't play it because nobody you know has a Gamecube.
Even though you can't play it, you still buy it.
You spend your whole Social Studies spell writing Zoid's names in Japanese.
You can write all of the Zoid's names in Japanese.
You spend a whole day going around the school and scrounging money off people so you can buy the latest Zoids.
When you have to draw domesticated animals for Social Studies you draw a Geno Breaker.
You also draw Shadow.
Someone yells out "PUNK!", you yell out "VAN! WHERE?"
You look at the moon and wonder where the other one went.
For the whole week you've been on a high because Zoids starts on Saturday.
You have constant daydreams about a Zoids character.
You look up at the sky one night and won't shut up about how you saw a Storm Sworder.
You are seriously beginning to doubt your sanity.
When your friends tell you that Zoids is just a cartoon you say "You point being???"
When your friends tell you that Zoids is just a cartoon, you go on for an hour about how Zoids started out as a model kit, and end up going through the whole history of Zoids.
You think your obsessiveness has worn into your friend, who is now obsessed with John from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
You can't wait until the holidays because it means endless hours of Zoids (Not that you don’t already think about it 24/7).
You own all the Zoids model kits.
Your parents have stopped giving you pocket money because you spend it all on Zoids.
Everyone is sick of you always talking about Zoids.
You parents have told you off for wasting all the ink in the printer because you keep printing of Zoids things.
Everything resembles something to do with Zoids.
The universe revolved around Zoids.
You name your pet dog Pulse and disown it when it won't fuse with your Zoid models.
You know who Pulse is.
You are always looking at the sky to see if a Storm Sworder is flying past.
When your in a plane you sit next to the window, just incase Shadow flies past.
You like your coffee salty.
You wag school to go buy some new Zoids model kits.
Your life-long goal is to get to Planet Zi.
You call your pets the names of Zoids. Here Death Saurer! Good Boy! Roll over, Shadow Fox…
When you're in an airplane you imagine you're piloting a Storm Sworder.
You have this continuous dream that you are piloting the Liger Zero, and you're going up against the Berserk Führer.
Your school books are covered with Zoids pictures.
You make a plasticine model, name it 'Prozen' and smash it to bits.
Your New Years resolution is to achieve everying on this list.
Your friend has a crush on Thomas, even though she doesn't know who he is or what he looks like.
You run up and down your street yelling "ZOIDS IS ON TODAY!!!" even though it's on whenever you put a video on.
Your 'My Hero' report is on Van and how he defeated the Death Saurer.
You've seen every episode of Zoids more than 10 times.
You're always complaining to your teachers that you should get to do Zoids stuff in class.
If someone asks you a question about Zoids you can answer it right away without even thinking.
You daydream about hanging out with the Guardian Force or the Blitz Team.
You make yourself clothes like Van.
You've learn Japanese from the Japanese Zoids episodes and games.
You stay up all night thinking about Zoids.
You make a Zoids cushion.
You watch Dragonball Z and you think the 'Z' stand for Zoids.
You make a paper dart and say that it's a Storm Sworder.
You cry when Thomas gets hurt.
You spend all your internet time on Zoids sites.
You see the first ad for Zoids: Chaotic Century and you start to hyperventilate.
You have a crush on a Zoids character.
The only reason you go out with someone is because he/she looks remotely like Brad/Leena.
You dress up as Zeke for Halloween.
You can play all of Wild Flowers on your piano (or whatever musical instrument you may play).
You are writing this, watching Zoids, listening to No Future, playing Zoids Saga, and installing new batteries into your Dark Spiner… all at the same time.
You can do perfect impressions of all the Zoids characters.
You constantly pretend that random Zoids characters are next to you and you hold a loud conversation with them.
You are staring at your Zoids models right now.
You have now clocked Zoids Saga, so you're playing Zoids Saga II.
You only answer to people when they call you Karl/Moonbay etc.
When you have a problem you wonder what Bit would do, and you do just that.
You know you're obsessed.
You accidentally call your brother Thomas.
You learn Japanese faster by relating things to Zoids.
You tell you Japanese teacher all about Zoids.
You look up Freiheit in the phonebook, if there's a number you ring it and ask for Van or Maria.
For your Social Studies assignment on World War II you write about the war between the Guylos Empire and the Helic Republic.
For your History essay you write about the Zenevas - Helic War.
For your English film report on 'Romeo and Juliet' you write about Thomas and Fiona.
You go crazy if you haven't watch Zoids in the past 24 hours.
Your role model is Dan Freiheit.
You draw little marks on your forehead like Fiona's.
The only reason you babysit the kids next door is because you can talk to them about Zoids for the whole time without them complaining…
… and you can spend the money you make on the new Zoids model kits.
All you need to survive is food, shelter and a Geno Breaker.
You are an ancient Zoidian.
You think you are a Zoid.
Your next party is going to have a Zoids theme…
… your last one did as well.
You can see Zoids from miles away.
There is no such thing as too much Zoids!
You complain about there being no Zoids channel.
Irvine lives next door.
You belive that ancient Zoidian blood runs through your veins.
You can run from one side of your grandparent's farm to the other in under five minutes, but only if Zoids is about to start… otherwise it takes you an hour.
You write a book called 'Zoids Rule All'.
You send the book to a publisher.
Everything you think about is base around Zoids.
You heard that the average person thinks about sex every 8 seconds. The same applies for you, except replace the word 'sex' with the word 'Zoids'.
You have dreams of ruling the world alongside Prozen.
You can't imagine you life without Zoids.
You're convinced that we are really on the planet Zi.
Your friends think you are mad.
Your bedroom is a shrine to Zoids.
You have a Zoids website.
You stay up all night working on your Zoids website.
You throw your mum's best china plates around the house, yelling "MEGALO MAX, FIRE!"
Your religion? Zoids.
You read this list and say "What a good idea!"
You plan to get your dad Sky TV for his birthday so you can watch Zoids.
You best friend (your only friend) is the pilot that came with your König Wolf model kit.
Zoids plague your house.
You have more Zoids model kits than you do friends.
You think Dr. D is your long-lost Grandfather.
Your friends tell you that you need a hobby.
You hobby is building Zoids.
You play with your Zoids instead of doing your homework.
Your computer harddrive is full, and you're debating whether to delete your Zoids stuff or the operating system… Definately the operating system.
You blush everytime you see a picture of you Zoids: New Century love.
When your dad gets home from work the first 3 things hes says are "Hi!", "How was your day?" and "Did you tape Zoids for me?"
When someone asks you what you want to be when you grow up you say 'a Zoid pilot!'
During your last Maths spell you had free time, so you got a piece of paper and wrote 'RAVEN' all over it…
… when you get home you pin that piece of paper to your bedroom wall.
You can multi-task: You can talk about Zoids and piss people off at the same time.
It's 4:30, you run and turn the TV on, and then start crying because you only just remembered that Zoids isn't on anymore…
… you've been doing the same thing everyday, for the past 2 weeks.
You lost all your friends, your family hates you and locked you in the basement, and there are 6 people out to kill you because you constantly talk about Zoids.
Your bedroom kind of has a Zoids theme going on.
In your Health room, there is a poster which says 'Addiction Kills' and you yell out 'I'M GOING TO BE KILLED BY ZOIDS!!!'
All you want for Christmas is a Charged Particle Cannon and a flying papaya.
Your brother's looking at a book about dinosaurs, you look over his shoulder and see a Tyrannosaurus Rex and you cry out "Awww! Geno Breaker!"
You buy 8 Zoids model kits in 3 days.
You believe that you are solely responsible for the death of Markus.
You decorate your Zoids for Christmas, Halloween, Easter etc.
You pull all your Zoid models apart and put all the pieces into one big pile before putting them all back together again.
You spend hours downloading Zoids clips of the internet.
You cosplay as Zoids characters at Anime Conventions.
You cosplay as Zoids characters for no apparent reason.
You watch the whole of 'Get Backers' wondering where Ginji's Liger Zero has gone.
You ask your band/orchestra/chorus director how to play the music from Zoids.
Your iPod/mp3 player has all the songs used in Zoids on it.
You buy an iPod/mp3 player for that reason alone.
You run out of room on your computer for Zoids stuff so you use you parents/siblings laptop instead.
You have to read something out of your homework and you read the same line 50 time singing along to your favourite Zoids song.
You cut your school journal into the shape of a Zaber Fang.
Everyone in your school knows which Zoids character you have a crush on.
During maths when you're asked to plot points on a grid you plot out the Ultrasaurus.
You draw Zoids pictures all over you shoes in permanent marker.
You write on another pair of shoes "I <3 Van" with the same marker.
At Christmas you sing 'Rudolf the Guylos Emperor".
For your book report you write about a Zoids fanfic.
You make a cake that looks like a Redler.
You make a brand of cookies and you call it Leena's Special.
You have a Zoids lunch box.
You're willing to spend $340 on a single Zoids model kit.
You tailor your clothes buy putting Zoids pictures on them.
You have a Zoids bedspread.
Your parents have a bumper sticker saying "My kid won't stop talking about Zoids. (S)he needs mental help. Do you know of a good mental institution?"
Your shelves are filled with Zoids model kits.
Your ledge/mantle is filled with Zoids models as well.
Your car has Zoids stickers all over it.