Rudolf the Guylos Emperor

Rudolf the Guylos Emperor

To the tune of ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’

Rudolf the Guylos Emperor (emperor)
Had a very shiny crown (like a polished fork)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
It would make you frown. ( :( )

All of the other Emperors (emperors)
Used to laugh and call him names (like midget)
They never let poor Rudi (Rudi)
Join in any Emperor games. (like Warcraft)

Then one foggy night on Zi
The Death Saurer came
And Rudolf with his crown so bright
Made the Death Saurer take flight.

Then all the other Emperors, (emperors)
They all shouted out with glee. (Yippee!!)
Rudolf the Guylos Emperor, (emperor)
You'll go down in history! (like… Fraaanz~)